is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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