let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
