One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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