hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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