i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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