remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
