Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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