The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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