birth control should be required to get into college
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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