kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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