Where is the hickey?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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