I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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