Nicole vs. Life
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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