Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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