erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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