Duck Duck Cougar?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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