Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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