My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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