her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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