Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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