I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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