Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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