and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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