I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
