there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Apparently you make a good broom.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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