you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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