Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
