Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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