The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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