Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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