Whod you bang
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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