That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Randomize