Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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