girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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