He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
