Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
