I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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