the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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