How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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