The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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