So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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