Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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