The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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