I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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