And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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