Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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