Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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