Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
be right there i have to get my cape
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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