Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
