Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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