They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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