just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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