I accidentally had phone sex last night
and she was petting her beer can
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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