i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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