My boss' voice literally gives me gas
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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